Thanksgiving.

Thank god for asian schoolgirl porn and souvlaki.
Thank god for Ayn Rand, she gave morons something to
believe.
Thank god for my brown
suede pencil case with the indian on it.
Thank god for marajuana, it makes food and sex even better.

Thank god for TeeVee.
Thank god for bells, they ring, Ring, RING.
Thank god for anti-static spray.
Thank god for swans, they taste like cat, y'know.
Thank god for butterflies, kittens and rainbows.
Thank god for pomegranates and asian schoolgirl porn.

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